Up and down
Up and down
The fat, slimy frog is bouncing his butt up and down
He seems to be dancing
He has some sort of rhythm to his slow twerking
His movements are abrupt and smooth at the same time
His big dark eyes stare at you
As he wobbles up and down
Up and down
You can hear birds chirping and calling to attract
your attention
But this frog right here is the main attraction
Their bright and colorful feathers don’t catch your
eye
They are just extras to this little show of his
You could recognize those squeaks from a mile away
Your dog is playing with his rubber duck again
The frog is going to jump at you anytime now
Assuming that this weird little dance of his is some
sort of warm-up
But you’re not even moving
He has you wrapped around his slimy sticky fingers
with that hypnotizing ass-shaking of his
The birds are getting louder now, more persistent
And they brought friends
What the hell is that Furby doing here?
A snake is hissing
Making her way through the chaos
The fat, slimy frog is bouncing his butt up and down
Up and down
What is that noise?
Is this jungle under reconstruction?
The dancing frog is screaming now
Defending his territory
You can hear an elephant trumpeting
A cat is meowing
Your phone is ringing
Is that a monkey over there?
You’re losing focus
You’re losing the frog
What is going on?
There he is again
Bouncing his butt up and down
Up and down
You hear an owl hooting from above
As a crocodile crawls its way towards you
The fat, slimy frog is bouncing his butt up and down
Up and down
Suddenly, the frog and his contestants are gone
The jungle has transformed into a disco
These construction workers are really fast
You’re standing in the middle of a dance floor
There is a disco ball above you that has lost its
original round shape
Out of the dark, giant pink creatures emerge
They seem to be from another world
What kind of club is this?
Their tentacles glisten in the disco light
Their flower-like heads glow
The one-eyed figures are observing you
Probably judging your boring body
Like, why can’t you glisten and glow in the dark,
human?
Floating in slow motion
They surround you on the dance floor
Their eyes hypnotize you as they begin to wiggle their
tentacles
Their heads bob to the beat
Performing some choreography around you
Perfectly in sync
Are they hitting on you?
Is this a mating dance?
They wiggle their tentacles
Their heads bob to the beat
A cat is meowing
There’s the twerking frog again
The fat, slimy frog is bouncing his butt up and down
Up and down
Someone is burping
Is that a pig?
The fat, slimy frog is bouncing his butt up and down
Up and down
The birds are back
Disturbing the frog and his rhythm
Why is he stopping?
What are those noises?
Are the birds fighting now?
They sound like a broken record
The fat, slimy frog is bouncing his butt up and down
Up and down
Is somebody honking back there?
You’re transported back to the dance floor
The one-eyed figures are observing you
They are wiggling their tentacles
Their heads bob to the beat
The flower squids have picked up the pace
Showing off the best moves they got
You join them for a while
Questioning if you’re high
Their skin glistens in the disco light
Their flower heads glow
They are wiggling their tentacles
Their heads bob to the beat
Performing some choreography around you
Perfectly in sync
Maybe they really are hitting on you
You hope they don’t make a move
The dancing is slowing down again
You hear someone knocking on your door
The flower squids lose their rhythm
You see the fat, slimy frog one last time
Going Up and down
No comments:
Post a Comment